SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS AND PELT HIM WITH BEADS. SHARP, POINTY BEADS.

We've all seen what the evil monkey has been up to. If anything good can be said about the latest headlines, at least it's keeping a national tragedy in our minds. Once it's not front page, us 'mercans tend to forget about things rather quickly. This was sent to me by a family friend who lives there, and sees it every day. Thanks, Michelle!

These look like pictures the Sun Herald newspaper has been printing everyday. They are going to be releasing a book of the "before & after" photos in May. It can be ordered at www.sunherald.com.