IT HURTS WHEN I DO THIS...

Little House on the Prairie makes me laugh. Though deadly serious in my worship of Laura Ingalls Wilder 30 years ago...I watch it now and wonder how my parents put up with this every week.
Cut to scene with Doc Baker and a 'one episode expendable' boy called Timmy.
Having just confronted his expendabilty, Timmy is delirious with fever.
Doc Baker: "Timmy, whats wrong?"
Timmy: "Doc, am I going to die?"
Doc Baker:" Now Timmy you listen to me. You're young and you're strong, and I'm going to see you play that accordion again."

For sale, one slightly used accordion....