BAM? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Emeril and Billy Mays. shhhhhh. Indoor voices please. For the love of god it's a clean shirt. It's an appetizer. Someday you'll go for a walk and be attacked by killer bees. You'll scream and yell. No one will help you.
8.17.2005
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5 Comments:
What about Betty and Wilma's son? He's the worst offender of all!
17/8/05 11:43 PM
OHHH, you mean Betty and Barney.
That would be a good "updated for the new millenium version" of the show. The Samesexstones!
18/8/05 12:02 AM
Sorry, yeah, that's what happens when you post after your bedtime.
On a semi-related note, have you seen that commercial with the HB cartoon characters getting new hairstyles after using whichever shampoo is being advertised? There's Jane Jetson, Velma, and Wilma Flintstone, voiced by the incomparable Tress MacNeille, with her hair down, giving her a surprisingly postcoital look. Fred, you old dog, you. Bam Bam indeed.
18/8/05 8:48 AM
Post coital. Maybe she's "pre moistened."
20/8/05 9:23 PM
I'll moisten Wilma Flintstone. BAM BAM BAM!
I'm so sorry.
23/8/05 6:17 PM
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