PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU RIDE METRO

That was an actual, short lived ad campaign for the Metro bus system in the 80's.

...and here's a small sampling of stuff seen, smelled, and overheard riding the bus everywhere for 20 years in Seattle.

1-Woman talking to herself:
"send all the garbage men to Jupiter. Get rid of them!"

2-Two girls talking to each other:
"and he was all like oh my god, and I was like, no way, and then it was like I can't even like belive it, but they were all like, you like know, like all like, yeah, I'm not like kidding, it was like all like...
at this point a scary looking homeless man got up, walked down the isle to their seat, and leaned in close to their freaked out little faces. He twiched and spit as he screamed, "LIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKE!!!!!" then got off the bus.
The girls looked at each other , blink. blink. blink.
"so we were all like yeah ? and he said Like I like even like care, and I'm all like, yeah like..."
Scary homeless man, you are my hero. Even if it didn't like, work.

3-Only one guy jacking off. Only one.

4-A man so very extremely high that he failed to notice his pants rapidly filling with diarrhea as he exited the bus. From the back seat. During rush hour.

Yes, people just like you ride metro. I wonder if he was disappointed because no one else on the bus that day shit their pants.