OK SHELLY, HERE YOU GO.

The latest..
plumbers are back, readjusting for the new sink, which is pretty.
The new countertop is also pretty! Lime green. Yummy.
I got a filling, in a spasm of dental irony. Apparently if you trace it backwards it goes like this:
Adult teeth grew in sideways so braces were needed. Braces caused severe receeding in gums so grafting was needed. Grafting calls for prescription mouthwash. Prescription mouthwash that as a side effect makes tartar adhere better to your teeth. Tartar makes cavities. Filling.
aaaaaaag.