SOMEBODY GETS PAID TO DO THIS

Cimmaron, Rialto, Cadet, Memoirs, Serif, San Raphael, Devonshire, Gabrielle, The Patriot.
Horses running in the 3rd perhaps? Dogs who won Best in Show over the past few years?
Toilets. These are the names of toilets.
Chris and I went potty shopping today, and it turned out to be funny.
One was described as having the "raw power of white water majesty".
You can apparently flush 24 golf balls at one time down the "Patriot" (insert joke here).
"Memoirs" is my favorite name, just leaving something behind on paper for the sake of posterity.