PAN HOT. HULK HURT.

Today I burned the shit out of my hand. I picked up a pan that had just come out of the oven with my left hand, the oven mitt was on my right hand. FUCK WHAT A WEEK.
Tomorrow I am having my hair colored. If you are religious, now may be a good time to pray or something.
Please oh please don't make me have to use the word 'bald' in tomorrows post.