WELCOME TO MY MIND

Thinking on Dante's Divine Comedy, the fun filled theme park known as purgatory and the various tortures he sees damned souls go through.( Let me be clear here. I have not actually read through the entire book. I looked at the pictures tho. They were COOL! )
Anyway, he sees the people who were gluttons in life eat their own feces, other sinners get stung by bees for all eternity, or various insects...again, didn't read the whole thing. Really he's getting his repressed religious road rage out in print.
Dante Algiheris Divine Comedy is just another blog.
Oh, and the answer is 42.
Would you like fries with that?

DORKIER THAN LAST WEEK

I beat Jewelquest on the Xbox! All 12 achievements!
Hey, I'M excited about it.

FINALLY! AN OLD MAN DRIVES BY ON A TOILET.

Swear to god. We heard this loud motor coming down the street and there he was. Great pains were taken to attach a toilet, complete with paper roll and toilet brush compartment, to the body of a riding mower. The elderly gentleman nodded to us as he drove by.
No time to take a picture...sadly.
We think he's Chris from the future.

I OUGHTER HAVE MORE FODDER

Not alot from 'Her Doktor' to report. I'm not needing any tests as he wants to see if I stay healthy (so far so good, for the last six weeks anyway) and then look into tests if needed.
That was just Christian at the door, yes this post is soo boring. I tried. I rode the bus and everything. OhwaitnositsnotWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOO
OOOOOOOOOWEEEEEE!!!
There. Pretend you're on a roller coaster.

WHAT'S UP.

Heyhey. Chris and I went to an auction yesterday, it was so much fun! I want to go to more of them at some point. Easter is coming and I planned to photograph Peeps for a montage. However I ate all my subjects and now must get more. I will do this and post the finished work though it may not be in time for Easter. I have an appointment tomorrow to find out more about why I keep getting sick. Doctors are good blog fodder and I will have a post tomorrow, I'm sure.

CY! SIGH.

It seems the owner of the body of the adorable cyclops kitten has decided what to do with him.
He's now in the hands of a right wing religious nut. Read the story in Rich's Blog.

SPRING FORWARD, FALL ON YOUR FACE IN THE DIRT

I fell down. Seriously fell down. All I know is I was locking the front door as we were leaving Friday night for B.C. , and suddenly I was in the gravel next to the walkway, on my face. I am told it looked rather like interpretive dance. My knees are a mess, I have a weird bruise on my thumb and one on my right boob. I broke a limb off a small tree and narrowly missed one of the light fixtures. How I got from locking the door to the gravel is beyond me.
It was worth it to go spend some time with Shelswick!
Boo to Dubya and the Homeland Security laws. Yes, you can all sleep well knowing our country is safe from Shelly.