I'M A MAGICAL BITCHING PRINCESS

It snowed. 3 for 3!

SNOWJO

Ok, I'm 2 for 2 so here goes.
It's not going to snow, the only way those stupid weather people would be able to see snow is if it was snowing in their ass 'cause that's where their heads are...yeah, so there! HA.
Keep yer fingers crossed.

NO CURE FOR STUPIDITY

As some of you may know I go to an acupuncturist on a fairly regular basis. While waiting for my appointment I picked up a couple of brochures on FAQ'S about acupuncture. BOTH brochures have the question " does Chinese medicine only work if you're Chinese?"
Seriously, this is a question people actually have? REALLY?

CUNT

In Florida there is a live theater showing the Vagina Monologues. A woman driving by with her young niece saw the sign and her niece asked her "what's a vagina?" Later that day the theater got a call telling them to change the marquee.
So they did.
It gets worse
presenting the...
HOO-HAA MONOLOGUES.
To the theater: If one complaint is all it takes to scare you into "not offending anybody" I'm complaining for you to change it back. Pussies.
To the Aunt: What the hell is wrong with you? Inflicting your weird prudishness on a child who now thinks she is the proud owner of a hoo-haa is ten kinds of wrong. See a shrink. Buy a vibrator. Get a clue.

Now if you'll excuse me , my pumpum is full and has to make a boomboom.