WHICH ISLE ARE THE ADULT DIAPERS ON?

For the past few weeks I've been getting bad headaches and feeling dizzy and queasy. My glasses seem to be making things worse. Shelly ( bless yer hide, girl ) saw that I was nauseous and didn't want to look at stuff and took me to my eye doctor appointment. I found out I need bifocals. Wah. In just 5 years of needing glasses at all I need bifocals.
Sorry if anythings misspelled, I don't get my new glasses till next week.
What was I talking about..? oh, yeah, in my day we walked 10 miles in the snow to buy glasses...