CUNT

In Florida there is a live theater showing the Vagina Monologues. A woman driving by with her young niece saw the sign and her niece asked her "what's a vagina?" Later that day the theater got a call telling them to change the marquee.
So they did.
It gets worse
presenting the...
HOO-HAA MONOLOGUES.
To the theater: If one complaint is all it takes to scare you into "not offending anybody" I'm complaining for you to change it back. Pussies.
To the Aunt: What the hell is wrong with you? Inflicting your weird prudishness on a child who now thinks she is the proud owner of a hoo-haa is ten kinds of wrong. See a shrink. Buy a vibrator. Get a clue.

Now if you'll excuse me , my pumpum is full and has to make a boomboom.