WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?

Howdy all! Just got back from Disneyland. SOOOOOOO TIRED, but what fun! Pictures later... REALLY. PROMISE. For now, a moment frozen in time from the Happiest Place on Earth. There I sit, on a toilet in Fanatasy Land with a nasty case of diarrhea, wearing gold glitter mouse ears with 'Surfin' USA' blaring over the speakers.
And I'm happy about it.