TODAY'S POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 'T'

Why has the letter T been dropped from the alphabet? Are we becoming a nation of Eliza Doolittles? I can't count the number of teeneage girls overheard at Disneyland spewing out " I wanna like go on Splash "Mow-inn", nuh uhhhh, I wanna go on Space "Mow-inn". Big Thunder "Mow-inn" is like, my favorite ride!
It's bad enough my generation has tought their children to insert "like" into a sentence instead of , oh, I don't know...say BREATHING OR SOMETHING. America is on the verge of abandoning the letter T. I like T, some of my favorite things start with T, like tea, toast, tumeric, tiramisu, being all tingly, and how sad would Chris be in a world without tits?
I say reinstate the letter T. Next time you hear someone dropping our friend T, kindly advise them to have their "ubes ied" or get a vasecomy.