LAUNCH THE ESCAPE GOAT!

More tales from the bus.

Man on cel phone: " Dude! She was totally using you as an escape goat!!"

A group of camp fire girls and boy scouts, about fifteen in all, SINGING. Standing-room-only-90-degrees-out-side-w/no-air-conditioning-sitting-in-traffic-bus, and children are singing.
Kill me now.
The adult "troop leaders" were directing them to do it, conducting them like big band leaders " THANK YOU MISTER BUS DRIVER! BUS DRIVER ! BUS DRIVER! "
I re-adjusted my headphones and cranked up The Scissor Sisters 'Tits on the Radio' to no avail.
Dude, where's an escape goat when you need one?