HELLO ANDY!!

Welcome Andrew Fleischman! Congratulations to Tiffany Dave and Max.
For pics go to www.fleischmanland.com

HAIKU

FOIL WRAPPED CARDBOARD TUBE.
WAXY CHOCOLATE TASTES BROWN.
FLICKS, DON'T MISS YOU MUCH.

NO BUTT STREET BOYS

There are definitive versions of Holiday songs, old and new, that are never, NE-VER to be fucked with. Consider yourself warned. They are as follows:
White Christmas- Bing Crosby
Blue Christmas- Elvis
Holly Jolly Christmas- Burl Ives
The Christmas Song- Nat King Cole
Santa Baby- Eartha Kitt
Feliz Navidad- Jose Feliciano
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree -Brenda Lee
Sleigh ride- Johnny Mathis, or the one with the whip cracks.
Christmas Wrapping- The Waitresses ( YOU HEARD ME. LISTEN TO IT.)
War is Over- John Lennon & Yoko ( NO AMERICAN IDOLS, NO BUTT STREET BOYS, PLEASE. )
Even the version of Carol of the Bells by the obligatory "who the hell are they" Mannheim Steamroller isn't half bad...I know, it's Unofficially
on this list.
There are many good versions of Little Drummer Boy, perhaps most stangely and notably Bing Crosby and David Bowie, their voices work well together.
AND...SPANK ME NOW... Feed The World./ Do They Know It's Christmas Time. I grew up in the eighties..forgive me.

There are many, many versions of the more religious carols that I like, but being uneducated and all, can't say who does them. My parents had an ancient record of songs I grew up with by studio singer-nobodies. It's wonderful.

Play " Mary did you know" by Michael English "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" by the guy who whistles through his dentures, or the "Cat Carol" by anyone, and I will be forced by good taste to disembowel you with a spoon.

Don't sass me.
Merry Christmas.

BEST. SAMPLE. EVER.

Mini candy canes dipped in warm melted dark chocolate.
Central market rocks.